Dead Drunk
Passed out. Mission complete.
A skeleton in a yellow shirt, fully cooked and floating with zero cares left. “DEAD DRUNK” up top, “DONT WAKE ME” underneath — the official uniform for the morning after (or still during).
Simple. Honest. Relatable as hell.
Wear it when you’re done for the night.
Why you’ll love it:
Premium 100% cotton for all-day comfort and breathability
Mid-weight fabric that holds its shape wash after wash
Unisex regular fit that works for everyone
Perfect for spring, summer, and autumn layering
Care instructions Machine wash at 30°C on a gentle cycle. Do not bleach. Tumble dry low. Iron on low heat, avoiding any print. Do not dry clean.
Simple. Solid. Ready for whatever your day throws at it. Add the Cobra Tees Classic Tee to your rotation and feel the difference quality cotton makes.
